I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.
Susan B. Anthony, badass.
#It’s even sadder when you remember he had a wife and kids in Gallifrey #and he lost them #and then he gets Jenny #and he’s so reluctant to call her daughter #and then he finally does #only to lose her too
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today
and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??
THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.
tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE
oh and wanna know what it was all near?
THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE
WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW
sucks that guys go through puberty longer than girls do. means i gotta be like this for longer while girls are already done feelin shitty and lookin weird
we bleed out of our vaginas every month even after we’re teenagers do u think this is a fucking game son
ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITES.
Morning Moose is stoned.
I LOST MY SHOE
#I love how he’s referred to as an ‘it’ #the moff isn’t a man at all #He’s a spider #A spider at the center of a web #a fandom web with a thousand threads #and he knows precisely how each and every single of them dances